This is Loyalty!

Posted in Bar Staff, Beer, Customer Service, Fun Stuff, Perverts on July 4, 2008 by Platinum

TatButt

I think she deserves a free beer, but has to show her tattoo first!

Hey Britain, WTF??

Posted in Politics on July 4, 2008 by Platinum

Well, so much for a rich history and the Magna Carta . I guess every country needs its share of wack job justices. Lord Chief Justice Lord Phillips wants to use Sharia law in Britain.

Happy Birthday America!

Posted in Beer, Fun Stuff, National Pride on July 4, 2008 by The Pubman

 

For my non American friends Independence Day  is normally celabrated with BBQ and Beer and Fireworks

Base events are here. Fireworks are at 2100 hrs (9pm)

How about a nice fat All American BEEF Hamburger?…

Al….your Aussie burgers will do in a pinch

Watermelons and Woodys

Posted in Old Guys, Public Service, Sex, Weird Shit on July 4, 2008 by The Pubman

 I know what you are thinking…. I am not talking about Tits and Woodpeckers…read this:

LUBBOCK, Texas - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra — but don’t necessarily expect it to keep the fireworks all night long.

Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body’s blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation’s top producers of the seedless variety.

 

Before you run out and buy some, read the rest here

Guess Which Vehicle is Owned by a Person Who Thinks the World Revolves Around Them

Posted in Public Service, Wankers on July 3, 2008 by Platinum

Butthead

I was coming home from work when I saw this on the street to my house. This car has the sidewalk completely blocked and made the right turn very dangerous because you could not see into the road (coming from the direction that the taxi is taking).

There rules in Korea that are to protect the privacy of wrongdoers (remember dogshit girl ) so in the interest of compliance the plates are blocked.

What gets me is how someone can think that parking thier car is more important than to allow people to pass freely on the sidewalk, or for other drivers to operate thier vehicles safely. But what really got me the most was seeing a "16" on the plates.

A way to cut Operating Costs

Posted in Fat Fuckers, Not PC, Old Battleaxes, Unions, Yellow Fever on July 3, 2008 by TheCunningLinguist

 From the News….

 

“American Airlines (Insert N. american airline here) says it could cut 900 flight attendant jobs as it reduces flights to cope with record high fuel costs.”

  

{CENSORED BY PUBMAN, THIS MAN HAS ISSUES THAT BEER MIGHT HELP}

  

And no I don’t fly much… so forget any thoughts of a group of large surly Attendents tossing my ass out over the Pacific…

 

 

Korean Air…..lets see….Nope, No Large Battle axe types here….

WHAT?

Posted in Bar Staff, Beer, Wankers on July 2, 2008 by The Pubman

After several bouts of nude Greco wrestling in the beer cooler, “Bert” and “Ernie” had to raise some prices in the Pub, it was either that or someone was to start “Pimping” himself out up “The Hill”.

The wrestling was to determine who….

After several ties…I guess raising some prices was just easier. than a sore ass every day…. When your suppliers raise prices you can only suck it up for so long…

 

But a mug of OB draft is still only 2500 won!

 

Of course higher supplier prices could be a result of the next post below…

So much for the issue of beef…I think I would worry about more important things right now

Posted in National Pride, Pinkos, Politics on July 2, 2008 by The Pubman

This place sold out in 5 hours….Yeah beef is the real issue here

 

And then there is this….

S.Korea fears beef protests driving away investors

SEOUL (Reuters) - South Korea’s prime minister said on Tuesday violent street rallies against a U.S. beef import deal are harming the country’s international credibility and driving investors away.

“The daily protests are making foreign investors avoid direct investment in Korea and also discouraging investment by domestic businesses,” Han said. “The credibility of South Korea’s economy is worsening rapidly.” more here

I read yesterday the won has dropped 72 won against the dollar since this bullshit started, I am sure there are other issues involved as well, but it does not help either

“Anyone can feel that an economic crisis is slowly approaching,” Han said.

The only people being hurt by this smear campaign are Koreans themselves…and yes you can protest your self out of a job…

Doc’s Farewell!

Posted in Bar Records, Beer, Drunks, Fat Fuckers, Good People, Old Guys, Penis Sorcerers, Perverts, Pinkos, Sex, Wankers, Weird Shit on June 28, 2008 by Platinum

Next Season's Pool Money

Doc paying for the bar tab? or the footbal pool
The Last Few Drinks

What can be said? Beer…..Jagger…..Asses!

Doc also did free prostrate exams

The whole gang

This sign was seen at the waitress station, not sure why

North Korea, Cheap Beer and New Protests

Posted in Beer, Drunks, Humor, Wankers on June 27, 2008 by The Pubman

New protests erupted out front of a world famous Pub in Itaewon, after is was learned that the owners were considering opening a branch in North Korea when trade sanctions are lifted. Local patrons were upset that they were planning to lower beer prices as well. All of this based on internet rumors and cell phone text messages. The main concern was low beer prices would lead to increased drunkeness and domestic problems.  A young girl at the protest was quoted ” I can go to school and get a good job and marry a good man that becomes a drunk at the 3 Alley Pub becuase of cheap beer.”

Calls to the Pub were not answered, except one where the owner kept asking if I spoke english?