Bert’s Goon Squad?

Word has it, Albert was saved from another trip to the Police box by his faithful black belt bar staff…some nonsense involving drunken Ajosshis at closing time…buy those boys a beer!

In Other Rumors;

A certain Yellow wig wearing fuzzy foreigner beat the piss out of the subway matador…no explaination was given…. not sure one was needed…. given this fellow’s colorful past.