News You Can Use…or Porn is useful?
“Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.”
Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years.”
October 2, 2009 at 10:32 am
One would assume that the breasts in question don’t belong to the woman the man is married too. This ties into the other “research study” that said married men live longer. Not true. It just SEEMS like it.
October 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm
And the obese round-eye in spandex and hair curleers says, “I just don’t understand what they see in those Orinetal women!”