I need to quit darts and take up pool!

While play darts today these are comments overheard from the pool table where a western gent was teaching a local gal how to play pool.

She: It’s too long

He: Just use both hands and grab it like this

He: You’re holding it too tight, relax your grip and let slide along your hand

He: Slow down your stroke,  you going to lose control of it.

She: Its going all over.

He: Relax and work with it, it will come naturally

He: Put this on your hand, it will help it slide smoothly!

She: I’m get tired!

He: Shift hands, it’s almost finish!

And they say the old men at the corner talk dirty!