I stumbled upon these facts while surfing for porn the web, some are suitable for sharing with your Wife, Girl Friend, Favorite Hooker….scratch the last 2, you don’t normally need to convince them to have sex with you…although money talks to all 3 …anyway thought I would share….

• A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
• Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
• Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
• Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!
• Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
• The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
• Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
• Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
• Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

And Some Off the Wall Fun Facts….

• Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about  an erect penis.
•  According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
• Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
• A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
• In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.
• The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.

Get him an Iphone….Also keeps him sober…for awhile…

VKW indeed…wish my wife would get me one..

Yeap! SEX, could be the reason why Climagate is not being investigated.

WASHINGTON – How much does the U.S. government really trust Canada? Maybe less than you think. Espionage warnings from the Defense Department caused an international sensation a few years ago over reports of mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters, until they were debunked. The culprit turned out to be a commemorative quarter in Canada …..read more Here

This was too good to resist…. And you thought they just exported Pothead English teachers…

This should get you in the Holiday spirit…

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Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Al Gore and his crowd are full of crap? The science of climatology has many different definitions and approaches, so great care should be exercised before leaping out with anything in full faith. Yet, so many are will willing to do just that. 30 years ago we were fearful of the coming Ice Age, and now the fear mongers are peddling global warming, or even more so human induced global warming.  Why shouldn’t they, Mr Gore stands to make money on the global fears using the carbon-credit scam. The current president wants a cap and trade on carbon dioxide output, or more importantly TAX and trade.

The mainstream media appears to have chosen to ignore the “ClimateGate” story. If you have not heard of this, recently uncovered email shows that the core of the global warming theory has come from very tainted data, scientists at the Hadley Climatic Research Unit used a process of “cherry picking” data, or using only the data that supported their conclusions and throwing out anything else.

Imagine this, a scientist tells you that he has discovered that while sticking his thumb in his ear, flipping a coin will turn up heads 100% of the time. He shows you data to prove it, he even  gets Al Gore to make a movie about it.  Then later on you discover that this scientist ignore 50% of the data, more specifically the data on the coin coming up tails. Hello, and welcome to ClimateGate.  

This would be funny if it was not for the fact that Billions of Dollars have been spent because of this, and even scarier is that for many people in the world this has the zeal of a new religion.

Let’s wake and get the facts…….